I conveniently withheld something unbelievably funny about making out with a boy for the first time! Crucial information!
So I was really extremely nervous to be at a boy’s house watching movies alone, because I’m sure I figured that we would be making out. Anyways I think I have IBS and so basically I clogged his toilet immediately upon arrival.
I had to go secretly tell his mom, fully in tears with embarrassment. She was so sweet about it but I’m sure she didn’t understand why a thirteen year old girl had to shit a volume equal to a greek fisherman as soon as she entered her house.